um....yeah.

This is what my insides and my brain feel like right now.

I love this website...

i work on the phones...it gets kind of slow sometimes and well, i've gotten pretty good at multitasking and a coworker (thanks Kelldog!) of mine showed me this website. http://www.postcardsfromyomomma.com/ HILARIOUS!! its a website about postcards and texts and emails from people's moms and really, you think kids say the darndest things? these moms are giving them a run for their money! just a disclaimer, there are a few um...edgier posts but here is one the i got a kick out of.

"That Would Scare Off the Perverts and Stray Cats.

Me: I was looking at the Missouri sex offender list this morning. There are 534 registered sex offenders within 5 miles of my new apartment… eek!
Mom: I’m getting you some mace on my lunch break today. I found some in the gun shop. I will mail to you immediately!
Mom: Would you rather I just get you a gun? That would scare off the homeless, the perverts, and the stray cats."

There are no words....

I miss your face.

New York, New York!

This is the Beginning! Are you excited??? I am going to blog about my trip to New York! I hope you are ready for this!


To be continued......

This is Kayt

This is Kayt. She is really great! Can't you tell? I really, really love this little thing. She cracks me up! I spoke with her on the phone today and she said she was a boy and lowered her voice and told me her name was Smelly. AHAHAHA!! She is my oldest niece. I was in London when she was born. These pictures were taken on their last visit to Utah in July. She is a hoot!




I love this girl too! This is my sister Autumn and she and Kayt are great friends. They are both pretty funny...



She's already a poser.

I can do hard things...

This is one of my very best friends, Cam. I LOVE her! We met at the MTC in April of 2006. We talked the whole way on the plane to our mission and became instant friends. Funny thing is that we had some of the same companions and served in the same areas but we never were companions or roommates! She has helped me through a lot over the years and this picture was taken right after I did a very hard thing. I know I couldn't have done it without her! She reminded me of the saying, "I can do hard things". It really pumped me up and reminded me that we used to say that all the time on our mission. I am sure that you will all hear lots more about this beautiful friend of mine, she is the one I am doing the blog wars with. Cam you are a pal!

Blog Wars!!!

This post is for my good friend Cam. We are going to start a little war. A blog war. We are going to post something each week to brighten, uplift or inform each other. I actually stole this post from one of my best friends from High School, Lizzie if you read this I hope you don't mind. These are a few quotes from the comedian Dimitri Martin. Oddly enough some work friends introduced me to Dimitri via his CD the other week and now he is everywhere, good thing though because he is funny! Here are the quotes, I hope they brighten your day!

"'Sort of' is such a harmless thing to say. Sort of. It's just a filler. Sort of - it doesn't really mean anything. But after certain things, sort of means everything. Like after 'I love you' or 'You're going to live' or 'It's a boy.'"

"I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that's when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater."

I can't wait to see what you come up with Cam!